(friends, I am not exaggerating)


Get in car, secure seat belts, start car, commence Rosemary:

Hey there's the broken house!
Is it broken?
Did they take it away?
Did it have wheels?
Now they're building a new one?

Look, a boat!
Does the boat float?
Do fish float?
Do feet float?
Do cars float?
Do gas stations float?
Do ducks float?
Do pineapples float?
Do stop signs float?
Do princes float?

Hey there's the park that I play at!
Do we walk there?
Do we jog there?
Do we ride there?
Do I ride in the buggy?
Do I swing on the swings?
Do turtles swing on swings?
Did I ride on a horse there once when I was little?

What's this song about?

Am I going to see a snort?*
Will the snort have tape on it?
Will it smile?
Will it be moving?
Will I see more snorts?
Will they be moving?
Will they dig up dirt?

Does Cheshire the cat disappeared?
Does his mouth disappeared?
Is he a girl?
Is he a boy?
Is he a daddy?
Does the daddy cat disappeared?
Does the mommy cat disappeared?
Does the baby cat disappeared?
Does the ant disappeared?
Does the turtle disappeared?
Does the snort disappeared?
Does the boat disappeared?

What's this song about?

What does Grayson say?
What does Daddy say?
What does Mooey say?
What does Nana say?
What does Papa say?
Is Grandpa loud?
Where's Baba?
Is Grayson a boy?
Is Wesley a baby?
Is Tara a girl?
Does Wesley have teeth?
Do babies have teeth?

Where are we going?
Are we there yet?

What's this song about?

Does the prince live in the castle?
Does Ariel live in the castle?
Does Ariel take her legs off?
Does she live under the sea?
What's Prince Erik say?
What does Ariel's daddy say?
Is he angry?

Mommy, how come you're not talking?
Mommy, talk!

Are we going to the YMCA?

Do bugs fly?
Do all bugs fly?
Do butterflies fly?
Do ants fly?

What's this song about?

Are we there yet?



~~~~~~~~~ I am dead serious. This is not an exaggeration. If anything, it's less questions than she'll ask in a normal car ride. ~~~~~

*a snort is any sort of construction machine ... steam roller, tractor, crane, etc.